गुरुवार, 28 जुलाई 2011

IF YOU THINK DOWNWARD





If you think you don't have many friends... 



When you feel like giving up, think of this man 




If you think you suffer in life, do you suffer as much as he does? 



If you complain about your transport system, how about them? 



If your society is unfair to you, how about her? 


Enjoy life how it is and as it comes 
  

Things are worse for others and is a lot better for us 
J


There are many things in your life that will catch your eye 
  but only a few will catch your heart....pursue those... 

बुधवार, 27 जुलाई 2011

WIFE........................

Laughter, the Best Medicine

A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"
 "No!" the children all answered.
 "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?" 
Again the answer was "No!"
"Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"   A five-year-old boy shouted out,
 "You gotta be dead!"  


An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head. He then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep. 
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. 
The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.
This continued off and on for several weeks.
 Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.' 
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home, with my non stop chatting and nagging wife, he's trying to catch up on his sleep. .....Can I come with him tomorrow?



मंगलवार, 26 जुलाई 2011

When I Asked God


When I Asked God for Strength
He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face
When I Asked God for Brain & Brown
He Gave Me Puzzles in Life to Solve
When I Asked God for Happiness
He Showed Me Some Unhappy People
When I Asked God for Wealth
He Showed Me How to Work Hard
When I Asked God for Favors
He Showed Me Opportunities to Work Hard
When I Asked God for Peace
He Showed Me How to Help Others
God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted
He Gave Me Everything I Needed

When GOD created man


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

शुक्रवार, 22 जुलाई 2011

3 Talented Corporate Parrots




A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage.
He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?




The man then asked what the second parrot cost.


Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.

The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000."
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.

मंगलवार, 5 जुलाई 2011

Relationship Between Two Eyes


Do you know the relation between two eyes?

They never see each other....... ... 
BUT

1. They blink together.

2. They move together.

3. They cry together.

4. They see things together.

5. They sleep together.

They share a very deep bonded relationship

However, when they see a woman, one will blink and another will not.

Moral of the story:


Woman can break any kind of relationship! !!

शुक्रवार, 1 जुलाई 2011

Heart Touching Story about a Little Boy


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw the lady in the cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 8 or 9 years old. 
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' 
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Nanny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' 
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' 
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around for a cheaper one. She left quickly 
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
 Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
 She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
 I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mummy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
 His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mummy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister .''
 My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mummy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the shops.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me 'I want mummy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mummy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!''
OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mummy could give it to my sister . He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mummy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much.. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mummy loves white roses.'
As I saw the old lady returning, I left with my basket as to not cause a scene.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to remove the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

"NO AND YES ARE TWO SHORT WORDS WHICH NEED A LONG THOUGHT...MOST OF THE THINGS WE MISS IN LIFE ARE DUE TO SAYING NO TOO SOON AND YES TOO LATE..!!!...........think of it...........!!!"




1) Heavy rains remind us of challenges in life.
Never ask for a lighter rain.
Just pray for a better umbrella.

2) When flood comes, fish eat ants & when flood recedes,
ants eat fish.Only time matters. Just hold on,
God gives opportunity to everyone!

3) Life is not about finding the right person,
but creating the right relationship, it is not how we care in the beginning, but how much we care till the ending.

4) Some people always throw stones in your path.
It depends on you what you make with them, Wall or Bridge? Remember you are the architect of your life.

5) Every problem has (n+1) solutions, where n is the number of solutions that you have tried and
1 is that you have not tried. That's life.

6) It is not important to hold all the good cards in life.
But it is important how well you play with the cards
which you hold.

7) Often when we lose all hope & think this is the end,
God smiles from above and says,'Relax dear, it is just a bend. Not the end. Have Faith and
have a successful life.

8) When you feel sad, to cheer up, just go to the mirror and say, 'Damn I am really so cute' and you will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit because liars go to hell.

9) One of the basic differences between God and human is, God gives, gives and forgives. But human gets,
gets, gets and forgets. Be thankful in life!

10) Only two types of persons are happy in this world.
1st is Mad and 2nd is Child. 
Be Mad to achieve what you desire 
and 
be a Child to enjoy what you have achieved!